The inner workings of the mind of a woman named Lizard. Should you be scared? Only if you try to analyze it.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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Casey and Jamie both recommended Texts From Last Night as a funny website to read. "I wish I had a penis so I could dick slap that bitch right now" remains a favorite.
I am a nerd. (Not in the "I call myself a nerd because I am homely but smart and that seems to be the best title for my supreme awkwardness" sense... in the "I LOVE office supplies, standardized tests, grammar and patterns to the point I should probably be admitted somewhere" sense.)
I am resourceful and full of absolutely useless knowledge.
I am allergic to EVERYTHING.
I plan to work until I die, probably at my desk working on "other duties as assigned".
One of my life goals is to be a crazy cat lady. I'm only up to 3 cats though.
I can't say no. To any job. Ever. So I'm always on some new board ot doing some new task.
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I agree! It's like my new Fmylife or Overheard in New York/at the Beach/in the Office.
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